This Christmas, I sent an angry e-mail using all the five-syllable words I could to Currys for charging me almost £200 on a duff stereo. I'm annoyed I have to take it back. I wouldn't mind, but it was for my eldest nephew, who is a little bit down-hearted, because he thought he was going to hear his new CDs on a player that could articulate bass-parts well.
I'm also a little bit down-hearted, truth be told. I very rarely spend that amount of money on that sort of thing, and whenever I do, it's fucked for whatever reason, so I come here and write slightly maudlin complaints about it.
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