[Danny]

A girl goes to see a Doors gig. After the gig, she sneaks backstage, and sees the band. She's so excited that she runs up to them, then realises that she isn't meant to be there. The Doors see her and ask her what she's doing there.

"Oh please, I just sneaked back here to catch a glance of you, I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" she pleads.

"Well, okay," says Jim, "But you've got to give us all blow-jobs first."

Now this girl wasn't usually the type to give blow-jobs, but she liked the Doors so much that she was honoured, and did it. They then gave her their autographs, and she left, happy.

A couple of weeks later, the same girl goes to see the Rolling Stones. After the gig, she decides to sneak backstage again, but again she is caught. Again, the band say they'll let her go if she gives them all blow-jobs. She agrees, and they give her their signatures and she leaves.

But on the way out, she meets Michael Caine. He frowns, and says:

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"

[Well, I thought it was funny...]