[Mr. Bungle]

A DEA officer stopped at our family farm yesterday, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing crops."

I said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..." Before I could finish my sentence the DEA officer started yelling, "Mister,I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his pocket, the arrogant officer removes his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means that I am allowed to go wherever I want...only anyone's land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!

I nodded politely, apologized, and went on about my chores. A short time later, I heard some loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life. He was being chased by my big old mean bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed like the bull would gore him before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs...

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!!"

Hahaha. True story.