Of course he's a dictator! The whole frigging country is named after him- it's called Ronald McDonald land, for god's sake! His rise to power most likely came in a series of bloody coups, as he heartlessly slaughtered Wendy and that stupid kid in a wheelchair from Burger king. I find Ronald McDonald akin to Sauron from Tolkienn, and somebody should definately grind him to bits and feed him to other clowns. THen there would be no more disturbing yellow harelequinn laughing maniacally as he dropped coagulated meat-like patties down our raw aching gullets in the baking sun.
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