To change the subject completely, I think the KFC alternative to the usual chicken "Twister" is quite amusing... "Vegetable Twister
(Not suitable for vegetarians) "
And yes, their chips are nice... except when they get cold and you have to reheat them, then they go all sad and floppy...
I vaguely remember McDonalds burgers being like warm, minced cardboard (but maybe they changed now, I haven't been there for years).