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Throwable rocks? Sure. I'll just pick up some stones from outside, stick an OWI label on and ship them over to you, k?
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A free rock with every purchase of $100 or more
But hey, its a practical gift. Maybe have it in a glass case that says "In case of emergency, smash glass with bare hands to obtain rock."
Then I can finally use it to break open fire extinguisher cases in the countless fires I get into.