Well, I've decided to leave out the questions in which Wolfpac is
BLATENTLY PATRONISING us.
1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
Ha ha ha... no.
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
Oddly enough, yes. It involved Danny and someone else if I remember correctly...
4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
Yes.
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
Not really.
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
He he he... yeah.
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
Of course, if I was trying to prove something.
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
No.
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
Oh, heavens yes.
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
Yes.
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
Not really "offensive", just annoying.
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
Of course. In fact I bet your having a big laugh about this whole thing yourself, Wolfpac.
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
No.
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
I'm not in touch with the sexual activities of the forum members.
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
No
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
Probably C.
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
Not really.
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
Not really, jackass.
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
At times.
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
No, jackass.
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
--- Are you lying right now?...
No.
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
No, becuase I'm not, jackass.
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
No.
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
No.
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
There is no difference.
34. Do you swear a lot?...
Yes.
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
Yes.
35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
No.
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
Yes.
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
No, I would have to think to do that. Heaven forbid.
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
I didn't when I started, now the constant reminders of question 6 are getting old.
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
Yes.
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
No, it's just that General discussion has become boring.
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
No.
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
No.
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
No.
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
No.
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
No.
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
Dave, so I could show him a thing or two on Halo.
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes.
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
Absolutely not.
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
None.
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
Frankly, yes. You patronizing jackass.