It's like being a Catholic. You don't have observe, practice or respect anything, but it's just not enough to get you out.
Actually, someone did something a bit like that. It was an Oddworld version of Eminem's "My Name Is..." thing.
It was my idea, actually. But I was nowhere near cool enough to remake a rap song with soundbites from a '90s platform game.
EDIT: Also, it's always struck me as strange that Lorne is an awfully good salesman for an anti-capitalist.