[Jacob]

(Question number one is at the bottom...sorri)

2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?... Nope

3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?... No

4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?... Ermmm...maybe. But its highly doubtful it was cos of the Forums.


5. Do you think you have a life?... Yes...i personally believe there is only a handful of people on the forums who have a life...no offence intended.

6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?... Yes...aswell as the things Danny stated.

7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?... Ummm...yes.
If yes, what member?... All of them.
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?... Ummm...yes.

8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?... Been there, done that, made the T-shirt, wrote the book.

9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?... Same as above.

10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Sydney or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Wolfpac fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)... Depends on the sitch...

11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?... HAHAHAHAHAHA...no...alkohol, parties and other fun things is what would get my munni

12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?... Nope

13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?... I for one find this a disgusting question as there is no-one partially cute on the forums. Ick.

14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?.. LOL...thats gross. No is the answer.

14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?... I dont have one...they hate me all...the only peeps i get along with are Danny and Alector and TBS (By the by...you have 2 14's and i couldn't be arsed to correct the mistake).

15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?... Yes.
--- If so which member(s)?... All the annoying one's...you know who you are!!

16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?... Yes.
--- If yes, what would you do?... Be myself.

17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?.... Only if it was in good cause and i was standing up for what i believe in.

18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?... No...i have a sense of humour.

19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?... I always post my true opinion.

20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?... Dan and Gluk Shmuck.
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?.. No...apologies to them if its bad.

21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means... Ummm...C

22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here).... Dunno...cant be arsed to go finding posts.

23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here) Same as above.

24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here) Same as above.

25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here) Same as above.

26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?... Hell no...

26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?... Yes...i said there were 2 Q:14's!!

27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member... Has to be said...i am E.

28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?... Maybe some do.
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?.... Some of their opinions i care about...others i jus laugh at.

29. Did you just lie to the above question?... No...should i of done?

30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?... Nope...you either except me or not...i dont really care.

31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?... No...i aint that sad.

32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?... No...i aint that sad.

33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... Hmmmm...no comment.

34. Do you swear a lot?... Not as much as some.

35. Are you constantly analysing things?... No.

36. Have you ever questioned your religion?... Nope.

37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?... Yes...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?.. Yes...

38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?.. Yes...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?... Yes...

39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... Already asked that Q!!

40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?.. I dont need to strive...i am different!!

41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?... Nope...i dont really care what peeps think of me on here.

42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?... Nope...i am funni...in real life n e way!!

43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?... I usually am noticed...

44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of.... Ermmm...No...i cant b arsed.

45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?... I dint do the list...

46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?.. No...i like surveys.

47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?.... I consider myself unique...

48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above.... A...maybe...

49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?... Yes.
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?... No...sad people stay in 'General Oddworld Discussion' .

50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?... No...i jus' skip some of the posts.

51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?... No...i read anything with significance.

52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?... Sometimes...cant say who though...DH would get mad...whoops!!

53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?... No...i never will have...they'r not worth the effort!!

54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?... No...i wunt really like to either...most of them are quite freaky!!

55. If you could meet any member who would it be?... Sydney, Alector or Dan...they'r are the only vaguely normal ones here...

56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?... Ermmm...Huh?

57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?... I hope not...

58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?... None of them...i answered them all truthfully.

59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... Look...STOP ASKING THAT!!
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?... Yes...and you should die for asking it 3 times!!

60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?... I think it was quite good...i would like 3 more Q'z...the others were funni and kewl...well done etc etc

1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?... If that means do i visit regulary...yes.
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?... Cos OF gives u sumat to do wen ur bord...and u can make fun of members...Heh, heh, heh...