[Bullet Magnet]

I just logged in and was looking through the community warehouse when there was a bang behind me that took off a few hearts. I turned around and saw a big crater, and the windows blown out. I tried to fix it but for some reason I couldn't pick up any of the pieces.

Then I got lost. Who built the Deanery? I found your larder while desperately hungry, and I ate one of your steaks. And a bowl of mushroom soup. Then I slept in your bed. I may have pooped in it.

I feel terrible.