Re: Another Oddworld Forums Survey Thingy
1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?... Yes
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?... Because I've been here since before your mother's mother's father's uncle was born, lad!
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?... No
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?... No
4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?... No, I only cry for the evil withing men's hearts!
5. Do you think you have a life?... No, I seem to be quoting literary things too much
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?... What? I don't understand what you are saying!!!
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?... Yes, rival
--- If yes, what member?... Dan
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?... Yes but we have less rivalry now about who's the biggest Pinko here
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?... No
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?... No
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?... I doubt I would have to prove such a point.
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?... Why would I want to get my rival banned?
10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Sydney or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Wolfpac fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)... D
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?... Why would I do that?
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?... Most of the peeps I talk to on MSN
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?... No comment!
--- If yes which member(s)?... I said no comment, now turn the fookin' camera off! *breaks camera*
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?... Just a little
--- If yes which member(s)?... I'm not saying...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?... Only because you asked that question...
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?... I have lots
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?... No
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?... No
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?.... Why would I do that?
--- If no, what if you were dared too?.... I'm not five!
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?... Only to my intelligence
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?... I don't have the sense of humour of a five year old, that's for sure
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?... No
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?... I don't know
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?.. Yes
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means... B
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here).... None because with the new VBB forums I can delete whichever posts I want to
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here) I don't know
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here) I don't know
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here) I don't know
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?... Yes
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?... I did now
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member... B
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?... Not much but they SHOULD listen to them before they say I'm wrong
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?.... Some people's
29. Did you just lie to the above question?... No
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?... No
--- Are you lying right now?... No
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?... No
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?... No
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?... No
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... No
34. Do you swear a lot?... No
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?.. No
35. Are you constantly analysing things?... Some things
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?.. Yes
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?... I've never had a religion
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?... Pay attention
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?... Yes
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?.. Yes
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?.. Yes
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?... I don't think so
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... No
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?.. No
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?... Yes
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?... Sometimes
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?... All I want is for my posts to be read before someone tells me I'm wrong
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of.... No
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?... It's too long
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?... Yes
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?... Yes
--- Why?.. Because I like to contradict myself
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?.. *yawn*
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6) Yes
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________.... A and B
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?... No but I spend more time here than any other forum in the Oddworld Forums
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?... No; General, Spoilers and Help are boring; Fan and RP don't get much posts compared to OT
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?... No
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?.. Dan, Rachel, Anna, Eddie
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?... No
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?... No
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?... Not yet
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?... Dan
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?... No
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?... No, I'm addicted to socialisation. My genes make me enjoy it
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?... One
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?... No
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?... Yes
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?... Yes
--- Would you want to answer more questions?... No, f*ck off!
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