So... server is full of murderous psychopaths. I don't know where all of the famous landmarks besides glowstone spawn are. In the end I simply fled with a tree and a prayer. Got to the beach, built a boat and sped off into the distance. Turns out that sailing is a safe way to spend the night. I don't know how far I went, but I stopped when I reached a strange land of giant toadstools and mushroom cows. I notice that the place is pleasingly devoid of mobs. I bricked up the entrance to a cave and stuck a door on it, and I've set up a bed and some basic amenities inside. That should keep me going for a while. Hopefully someone will rescue me before the taste of mushroom soup loses its novelty.
The cave is pretty deep. Hopefully there's nothing nasty farther inside.
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