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03-22-2002, 08:29 PM
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abe22
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: May 2001
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Woah That's a lot of questions!

1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
I guess I am. I am member #113.

2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
Ok once

3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
No

4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
Nope

5. Do you think you have a life?...
I have a life.

6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
No

7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
No

8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
No

9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
No
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
Still No
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
I don't think i have a rival

10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Sydney or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Wolfpac fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...

Depends really...

11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
Why would I do that I'm not stupid

12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
No

13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
No

14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
No

14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
I don't know
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
Course not

16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
No

17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
It Depends

18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
NO

19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
I always post my true opinion

20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
I looked it up but I still don't know how to answer this stupid question

21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...

C

22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
I don't want to delete any posts.

23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
I don't want to!

24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
How the hell should I know?

25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
I don't know!

26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
NO

26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
Yes I did actually.

27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...

Ah...No comment

28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
Some might.
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
Some

29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
um

30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
No
--- Are you lying right now?...
Yes I am
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
I don't have a clue

31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
No

32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
NO Already

33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
B-e-f-o-r-e the F-o-r-u-m-s???

34. Do you swear a lot?...
To my friends but not a lot
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
same answer

35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
No
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
No

36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
Religon???

37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
NO

38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
NO

39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
YOU'VE ALREADY ASKED THIS QUESTION

40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
I just be myself

41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
No

42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
No

43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
No
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
No

44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
I'll just do their usernames
Sydney
Abe Babe
Danny
Pinky
Dragadon
Gluck
Melvin
Disgruntled
Alcar
Alector
MiddlesBoogie
Faz
Joe
Dark Hood
Majic Abe
Dark Xinos
Oddbodd
Lampion
Pilot
(There is a lot more but I can't be stuffed listing them!)

45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
I don't know!
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
Nope
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
No
--- Why?..
Because people forget

46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
YES

47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
Yeah

48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....

I like posts that intrest me!

49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
Yep
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
Nope

50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
No

51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
No

52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
No

53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
Nope

54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
No

55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
But I won't meet any memebers

56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yeah

57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
No

58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
Probably a lot

59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
YES IT'S GETTING ANNOYING

60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
YES
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
Nope!
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