Dear sir, your choices are ill thought out!
Luke, my boy, you have forgotten all of the possibilities! How about wings, not some crappy old cape? How about claws? What about having tentacles? Ape-like qualities! Wow, so much to think about... Hmm... Fangs and venom! Scales! A pig nose! Hair all over your body! Skin painted with green paint! How about a nose that comes on and off? Genitalia that works like a squids? *sighs* Too naive....
But out of your *boring* choices, I suppose the cape. I would like to fly, that is the main thing... but still, it's a cape! But a tail! Oh, how people would crowd around and love you if you had a tail! You would live among kings and queens if you had an elongated tail bone! Yes, a tail would make you a god... But, I would rather have a cape. I would rather have wings (or tentacles! Octopus fun!) but I would still like to fly... Dangerous, still.
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