Fair mornin' to ye! 'Tis a fine day indeed, the waves be flat and the sails be full! So join me, me hearties! Swagger up yonder gangplank, board this brinestained vessel and join me in the raucous cries of the privateer! Y'aarrrrr!
Bring yer own grog.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...e_a_Pirate_Day
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