[GLaDOS]

I watched some Adventure Time yesterday, after constructing a great pulsating trough of poutine to engorge myself with. I saw the 'Croak Dream' episode, which felt deep and delicious. I find some of the lingo they use a little excruciating. Not the rampant truncation of words or phrases so much as lots of nothing-words being used to describe essential things. 'Glub glubs' 'Glob world' 'Gloobs' just a lot of that garbage. It doesn't take away from the overall quality, it's part of the world that they inhabit. I just find it tiresome.

Glob is there version of God. It's really a way they can say "Oh my God" without some religious crazy people saying it's offensive. Glob is one of 4 heads (Grob, Gob, Glob, and Grod), they're all brothers, one's a sister. Magic Man is his younger brother, and he's a huge troll. (He once turned Finn into a huge foot and also he turned all the water into hair, and the whole population of Mars all got so thirsty and drank it. And when they drank it they apparently went bald.

Oh yeah, Abe Lincoln is the King of Mars.