God fucking damn it, people.
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Still, that's better than Ridley Scott's explanation, which is that they wanted to wipe out planet Earth as revenge for killing Jesus, who was an Engineer. Which is fucking stupid.
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Aw c'mon I was having a good day until
this.
I saw Abduction. A bizarre movie with Taylor Lautner where he makes excruciated faces and his mom (or not his mom???) kicks a bunch of ass. It sucked and I didn't like it.
EXCEPT for the part, where Taylor and his girlfriend are beating a CIA agent to death, and he suddenly says 'I won't die, here
THERE'S A BOMB IN THE OVEN!!!!!' and sure enough the two kids check, and it's a stupid Wile E. Coyote pack of dynamite strapped to an alarm clock down to 3 seconds, and they run away as it explodes, and my new puppy chose that moment to chew on the satellite cable so it was basically EXPLOSION!-Cut to black. I was laughing until the little fucker started chewing on my face instead.