[Sydney]

1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If you’re not a "seasoned vet" to The Oddworld Forums, would you ever desire to become one?...
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?...
I founded these forums, being the very first person to post a topic at here makes me a vet!

2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
No.

3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...
No.

4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
I've cried while Oddworld Forums happened to be open on my computer, but I've never cried as a result of anything to do with/on the forums.

5. Do you think you have a life?...
Of course I do! *feels pulse*...uh-oh...

6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
I'm sure I have been in the past once, twice, maybe three times.

7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...
No.

8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
Nope.

9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
No.

10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Sydney or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Wolfpac fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
E

11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes how much would you donate?...
Yes, I'd donate millions of dollars to make this place even better.

12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
No.

13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
No.

14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...
No.

14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
Everybody.

15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
--- If so which member(s)?...
Yes, but I'm not naming names.

16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what would you do?...
No.

17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....
I wouldn't ever say that to Abe Babe, nor to myself.

18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
It wasn't offensive.

19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
--- If yes, why?...
No.

20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
Jacob.

21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
C

22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
I don't know. There are probably a few.

23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
Can't think of any.

24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
See below.

25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
I liked Darkhood's topic about the kittens being crammed into jars. Many pages of debates formed within that topic.

26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
A little.

26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
Not until you mentioned it.

27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
D

28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
I'd hope some people care about my opinions, and I care about the opinions of others.

29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
Yes.

30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Are you lying right now?...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
No.

31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..
No.

32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
--- If so have you done it more than once?..
No.

33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No. My life is more enjoyable now, although I doubt it has anything to do with the forums.

34. Do you swear a lot?...
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
No.

35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
No.

36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes and yes.

37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?..
Not seriously.

38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes and yes.

39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
No, I be myself.

41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
(if yes to above see question 6)
I guess I get noticed only because I'm the founder as well as an administrator. If I was a regular member I'd probably be ignored.

44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
Danny
Tom
Abe Babe
Pilot
Elum
Dragadon
One, Two, Middlesboogie
Melvin
Oddbodd
Pinkhaired
Lampion
Dark Hood
Black Dragon
Rat
Sylvia
Teal
abe22
Abe's son
Petrified Paramite
Olpha
Surfacing
Wolfpac
Statikk
paramiteabe
Whistling kettle
Dark Zinos
Max the Mug
Mitzur
Alcar
Jacob
Xavier


45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?... There should be more, but I can't remember any.
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?... No.
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?... No.
--- Why?.. People make mistakes.

46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
Yes.

47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6)
I can be sometimes.

48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....
A healthy mixture of eerything.

49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
No, I find Off-Topic to be more interesting.

50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
No.

51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
--- If yes which member(s)?..
Yes.

52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
if yes which member(s)?..
Yes.

53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
No, never.

54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?...
No, but I have spoken to some via telephone.

55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
I don't know.

56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
Don't know.

59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
No.

--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
Yes.

60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
I was quite bored towards the end.