1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
Consider? no need for considering fool
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
most of the time
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...
Nope
4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
heheh no
5. Do you think you have a life?...
Before i didn't.. now im quite opposite
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
no
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...
na,
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
im a good widdle boy
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
IM A GOOD WIDDLE BOY!
10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Sydney or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Wolfpac fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
next question
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes how much would you donate?...
HAH *runs away with his money*
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
nope, i have good freinds here though
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
i fell in love with the blue and white layout of the ezboard
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...
where is this going?
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
i would say PACEN but the dudes left.. so ill just have to say my master Pinky
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
--- If so which member(s)?...
Tarzan
16. If you knew you wouldnÂ’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, what would you do?...
ill act the way i always act
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....
Sydman and abe babe are too nice to hate...URGH ITS, ITS.. TOO CUTE!
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
not to me but to the admins
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
--- If yes, why?...
thats pretty stupid to do that
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
YOU ARE ALL LECHEROUS!
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
you think im stupid foo?
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You donÂ’t know what persona means...
B, wish it was A...in real life
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
pfft im not searching for no link.. i didn't make this post but it was under my name.. the one where you guys find out that i slit my wrists. I would rather have kept it a secret
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
again with the linkage...my 800 post anniversaries
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
urrrgh *walks away*
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
AAAAARGH! STOP IT IM NOT POSTING A LINK!
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
Let them think what they want
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
your running out of ideas aren't you?
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
ummm i would actually freak out and find out why im not me.. i doubt ill just post at the forums
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
hopefully
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
sorry i meant hopefully!
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Are you lying right now?...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
i dont fit in 
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..
that would be the day
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
--- If so have you done it more than once?..
yes the first one was when tarzan dared me to leave the oddworld forums, the second time was when i had to go to rehab and i thought that i would never go to the foes again... guess not
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
nothings changed... only freindship
34. Do you swear a lot?...
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
not at home
35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
no
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?...
if i did i wouldn't have a religeon
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?..
i dont wanna answer
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?...
wouldn't dare
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
same
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
i strive to be normal... i failed.. i gave up
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
na
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
i strive to be oddbodd
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
(if yes to above see question 6)
I STRIVE TO BE ODDBODD
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums membersÂ’ names as you can think of....
sydney
pinky
danny
abe babe
mitsur
xavier
surfacing
robin
dark hood
dragadon
sligface
oddsville
gabbit
searex
One two middles boogie
the shrink
steel shark
alector
freakyLA
big bro slig
bluescrab
melvin squeeking paramite
DOH, IM SURE THERES MORE
45. Taking a look at your list do you think itÂ’s as big as it should be?...
yes
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
ummm he was the first on my mind, plus he is the founder
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
pfft
--- Why?..
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
sorta
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6)
lol
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....
hard question,depends on mood
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
yes and no it is not sad because in off-topic it is more social and personal
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
no
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
--- If yes which member(s)?..
sometimes
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
if yes which member(s)?..
sometimes
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in youÂ’re ignore list?...
nevert use it
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?...
nope
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
dunno
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
i never have to log in, i save my password
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
no
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
y do you not trust us?
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
i was just aboput to say THE SAME THING
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
THIS WAS STUPID A GAY