Well if my lunch break is going to be as boring as it was yesterday, I may as well spend today answering these!!!
1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes, I think being an Admin is enought to be a veteran!!!
--- If you’re not a "seasoned vet" to The Oddworld Forums, would you ever desire to become one?...
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?...
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
I actually like how far we have come ... it's changed so much since the early days of the ezBoard... although it is more work!!!
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
Not that I can recall.
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...
4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?... Nope
5. Do you think you have a life?...
No, I don't have a life... okay not really, but a lot of people would think that because I spend most of my time on the computer... and THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!! *gets annoyed at people who don't realize internet friends are just as important as real life friends* I do work though... so I have lots of contact with others in real life.
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?... No
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
I don't think so, I never even responsed to the old rivals post
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
Hmmm... that would be a funny one... one of the admins getting banned!!!
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
See above. No.
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...
10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Sydney or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Wolfpac fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
Hang a second ... I am ABE BABE!!! *tries to punch herself in the stomach and steal her own lunch money*. Oh, meeting Sydney ... maybe one day ... none of the above. But I
am considering banning that Wolfpac guy!!!
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
What do you think I am... I have already contributed money to Oddworld forums... I don't need to be rich and famous to do it... just the love of Oddworld and wanting to make a place for all Oddworld fans.
--- If yes how much would you donate?...
That's my business, whatever is required
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?...
Justin (Pilot) who is my best friend ...
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?...
Justin again ... well he is my boyfriend... so it's okay!!!
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?...
Justin again, and YES it is okay ... as he IS my boyfriend!!!
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...
Hey ... what do you want to know all of my thoughts!
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
I am starting to sense some repetitiveness here ... Justin again!
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?... No
--- If so which member(s)?...
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
No, I'm always a responsible person
--- If yes, what would you do?...
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
Another one of these asking myself to do something!!! No I wouldn't.
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
No, these questions are all a bit strange/funny!
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...I always are honest in my posts, so no. I just tend to stay clear of controversial subjects... and when I do post in them my responses don't get much response anyway.
--- If yes, why?...
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
I can't think of anyone
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?.. No
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
B ... I am myself both online and in real life
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
Oh ... maybe one of those Abe ones from the ezBoard!!!
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
I don't know ... I'm never one for controversial or impressive posts. Maybe some Oddworld one ... I did post one on worst Oddworld creatures once that went to 5 pages or something.
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here) ?
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here) ?
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
I think I will always be percieved as an admin... although I get the impression people think of me as mostly kind hearted.
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?... No.
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
None of the above.
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
Sometimes, sometimes not.
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
As above... depends what the topic is
29. Did you just lie to the above question?... No
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?... No
--- Are you lying right now?... No
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
Quit trying to put words in my mouth!!!
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?... No
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?... No
--- If so have you done it more than once?..
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
It depends how you look at it... generally, it's just the same. But if you look at it in the fact that these forums are recognized by Oddworld and that I have met some very special people, then no.
34. Do you swear a lot?... No
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?.. No
35. Are you constantly analysing things?... No
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?.. No
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
No ... but I am open minded about it.
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The Oddworld Forums?... No
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
No ... suicide gets you no where, you are worse off if you do that.
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?.. No
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
No ... some of these questions sure are strange!!!
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?... No
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Isn't this a repeat question!!!
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
No... I always just be myself.
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?... As above
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?... As above
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?... No
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
Mostly not... although spamming and breaking of the rules are annoying
(if yes to above see question 6)
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
Oh man, this could be a very long list (okay, maybe not)... I'm an admin ... I know lots of people!!! Although I don't know everyone's real name, so I'll just put forum names.
Pilot, Sydney, Alf, Alcar, Lampion, Danny, Dragadon, Teal, Dark Hood, Mitsur, Surfacing, Gluck Shmuck, The Blue Scrab, Alector, Sodd, Munchman, PinkHaired, Xavier, Rex Tirano, Capri, Jacob, Silversnow, Melvin: Squeeking Paramite, Cool Paramite, Alpha Scrab, Rat, Paramiteabe, Wolfpac, Faz, Orsis.
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
Maybe, I thought it would be longer, but then again, I aren't always good at names.
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
Yes he does.
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?... No
--- Why?..
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
Waste of time maybe ... but what the hell
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6)
Self Intelligent??? What's that mean?
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....
Funny, serious, Oddworld! I do sometimes get annoyed if a post strays too much, especially if it turns into an arugment between two people, or if a good discussion is ruined. I hate spam posts of any kind.
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
No, although there are more posts in Off Topic usually
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
No ... if something is interesting, I will read it
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
Um... sometimes.
--- If yes which member(s)?..
Do I really have to tell you! You should have got it already
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?... No
if yes which member(s)?..
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?... No
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?... Yes
--- If yes which member(s)?... Alf
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?... Not really
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
Justin!
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?... No
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
No, but I have a job to do
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?... All of them
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Again??? Enough with this one!
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?... Yes!
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
I'm glad I managed to complete it within my lunch break!
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
If they were there I would
Abe Babe...