Ah, I have a few free periods tomorrow, so I can afford to waste 15 minutes of my life doing this... Incidentally, do you actually plan on reading the replies to this at all? Didn't think so...
1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yeah. Quite scary, now that I think about it...
2. Have you ever thought about The Oddworld Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...
I try not to. I did once, but I soon got it back in check...
3. Have you ever had a dream where Oddworld Forums played some kind of role in it?...
No.
4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The Oddworld Forums?...
Of course not. Why would I cry?
5. Do you think you have a life?...
I consider myself among the few on the forums that do. No offense to anyone else, of course...
6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...
No. Arrogant Patronising Arsehole, maybe, but not Hypocrite...
7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The Oddworld Forums?...
Rival: Possibly Tom, although not since he bought that f*cking Xbox... Haven't got a word out of him since...
Mortal Enemy: Quorisha, most likely...
8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The Oddworld Forums just for a laugh?...
Why strange? Don't we all feel like that sometimes?
9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
I have done. Fortunately I bribed the Admins to let me stay on...
10. If you ever met Sydney or Abe Babe would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are Sydney or Abe Babe and you are seriously thinking about banning this Wolfpac fellow, along with everyone else that answered (A.)...
Depends on the circumstances.
11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The Oddworld Forums?...
What do you take me for, an idiot? Why the hell would the forums need money? Holidays, Music, and Alcohol would be a much wiser investment...
12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
Not really close, no. I find it hard to get close to people I've never met. Can't think why...
13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
Sorry, how sad do you think I am again?
14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
See above.
14. Who is your Best friend on The Oddworld Forums?...
Mostly the people I have on MSN.
15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The Oddworld Forums member(s)?...
Oh yes. She knows who she is... So does everyone else, most likely...
16. If you knew you wouldn’t get banned would you act differently on The Oddworld Forums?...
Some members here are well overdue for a flaming...
17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell Sydney or Abe Babe to f*ck off !?....
Depends. What have they done to me to make me do this?
18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
Offensive? I didn't notice any veiled insults towards me in that question... *looks again*
19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
Oh, please. Me, tact?
20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The Oddworld Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..
I looked up lecherous and I still haven't a clue how to answer the question...
21. Is your The Oddworld Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You don’t know what persona means...
I show certain facets of myself here, and I don't show others. So probably C, except without the "slick" part...
22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....
I have already deleted them...
23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)
That latest one where I extolled the virtues of Communism. I almost drowned in my own rhetoric there...
24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)
Jayzus, how the f*ck should I know?
25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)
Who do you think I am, the Memory Man?
26. Does the way people perceive you on The Oddworld Forums matter to you?...
Sort of. I'd rather they liked me, but if they don't, it doesn't really matter, since I'm never likely to meet any of them...
26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...
No. Unobservant is one of my many middle names.
27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The Oddworld Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The Oddworld Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated Oddworld Forum member...
Me? Hated? You must have got me confused with someone else...
28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
Some of them.
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....
Some of them.
29. Did you just lie to the above question?...
I prefer the term "falsehood"...
30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
--- Are you lying right now?...
Yes I am. Oh, well done, you've made me create a Paradox now...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...
Doesn't bother me. I keep myself in a state of blissful ignorance all the time...
31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The Oddworld Forums because of something someone said?...
No. Why should I care what people say on the internet?
32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The Oddworld Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The Oddworld Forums after leaving for good"?...
No.
33. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Difficult to say. Me Joining the Forums did happen roughly at the same time as me Getting a Life, but I think that was just coincidence. Probably made no real difference.
34. Do you swear a lot?...
No.
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The Oddworld Forums?..
No.
35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
Only Red Dwarf.
--- Did you do this before you joined the Oddworld Forums?..
Yes.
36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
Religion? Pah!
37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
No.
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?..
No.
38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
Many many times.
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The Oddworld Forums?...
Many many times.
39. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
Hmm. Deja vu...
40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The Oddworld Forums?..
As in Real Life, I just be myself. It's only good luck that I happen to be such a great guy in the first place...
41. Do you strive to be well liked on The Oddworld Forums?...
"Strive" is too strong a word...
42. Do you strive to be funny on The Oddworld Forums?...
Without success, yes.
43. Do you strive to be noticed on The Oddworld Forums?...
I can't help it!
44. Without cheating list as many The Oddworld Forums members’ names as you can think of....
Tom
Dylan
Jenni
Dave
Rachel
Abi
Eddie
Claudia
Scott
Morgan
Matt
Servulo
Chris
Robin
Luke
Quorisha
Leon
Sydney
Kristen
Justin
Emily
45. Taking a look at your list do you think it’s as big as it should be?...
Too big, in my opinion...
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
Not really...
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
No.
--- Why?..
Because I know I've probably forgotten some people...
46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..
How long did it take you to type this in the first place? Does it worry you that you have this much time on your hands?
47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
Well, I consider myself able to use hyphens correctly...
(if yes see question 6)
Why?
48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....
I like posts that are interesting.
49. In general, do you think you spend more time in Off-Topic Discussion than the Oddworld Forums?...
Yes.
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "Oddworld Forums'?...
No. Oddworld isn't that good, really. I only come here for the people... Besides, the Oddworld parts of the forums are just full of rubbish anyway...
50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...
I read this, didn't I?
51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
Yes.
--- If yes which member(s)?..
Anyone whom I know to a) Be over the age of 12, and b) Sometimes have something worth saying. This does narrow my choice down a lot here, but that's life.
52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
No.
53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in you’re ignore list?...
I set Quorisha once, to stop her PMing me, but then I discovered that I couldn't read her posts either, which disappointed me, as her posts are some of the most (unintentionally) amusing posts on the forums.
54. Have you ever met another member of The Oddworld Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
No.
55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...
You. I want to see what kind of a state your life must be in if you can find the time to think of 60 questions like these...
56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The Oddworld Forums?...
Yes.
57. Do you think you are addicted to The Oddworld Forums?...
No.
58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...
Too many to count.
59. Were you better off before you joined The Oddworld Forums?...
I was better off before I started answering this f*cking survey...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...
Yes. Now please stop.
60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
Not as glad as I imagine you were when you finally got it finished...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?...
What kind of a sad-act do you think I am? I am still finding it hard to believe I just did this...