[MeechMunchie]

1. What is your name?
Albert.
2. Have you ever been kissed?
I think so, but I might have just been lying to myself and then forgotten it was a lie.
3. What is your favorite movie?
V for Vendetta.
4. What is your ringtone?
"Devil 'n' Bass" by Danny Baranowsky.
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes, two sisters and a brother, who is also a girl.
6. What is on your mousemat?
The Evesham logo, currently upside-down.
7. What is your favourite colour pen to write with?
Blue.
8. What shampoo do you use?
Head and Shoulders, generally.
9. What is your favourite colour?
Purple.
10. How many children do you want?
At my age? Ideally, none.
11. Do you collect anything?
I suppose WH40K minatures could count, though I don't buy them for their own sake.
12. What is your favourite word?
Currently, "Superfluous".
13. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, though it won't last long without 'proper' love to back it up.
14. What is your idea of a perfect date?
An evening walk, a nice sunset, roaring fire, comfy sofa and some sexy shennanigans.
15. What is your favourite book?
Currently, The Etymologicon by Mark Forsyth.
16. Who is your favourite actor or actress?
Hugo Weaving.
17. What is the best feeling in the world?
A much-needed piss.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers?
Warm.
19. If you could meet anyone, who would it be?
Charles Darwin.
20. What is your favourite band or singer?
Keane. HA.
21. What are you listening to right now?
"Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden.
22. Do you believe in God?
No.
23. When is your birthday?
15th of April.
24. How tall are you?
Six foot something.
25. What is your favourite television show?
Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe.
26. Have you ever had sex?
Nope.
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
A quiet British village adjacent to a larger, busier town.
28. Do you have braces?
Not any more!
29. Do you like roller coasters?
Yes! A lot!
30. What is your favourite season?
Autumn.
31. What is your favourite time of day?
Dusk. I even love the word "Dusk".
32. What household chore do you most despise?
Washing dishes.
33. What is your favourite cartoon?
Beavis and Butthead.
34. What is on your bedroom walls?
Video game posters, childhood artwork and White Dwarf cuttings.
35. What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Mango.
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go?
18th-Century Britain, to wow everyone with my technological expertise.
37. What do you want to be when you're older?
Video game artist.
38. What colour are your eyes?
Blue/Turquoise.
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone?
My parents, wondering where I am.
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
Dark purple.
41. Do you have any nicknames?
Alberino, the Hairy Albino.
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like?
Glasses, adventurously dyed hair, cute smile, holding some hind of power tool.
43. Are you good in maths?
Better than average, but not great.
44. Do you have freckles?
No.
45. Who are your best friends?
Sam, Alex, and Stevie.
46. What is your favourite kind of flower?
Lily.
47. What is your favourite shop?
Alternative accessory stores. The kind of places with a shelf dedicated to goggles.
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done?
Climbed up a sheer, crumbling quarry face in pursuit of my sister.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate?
Yes.
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot?
No. Our disagreements are communicated through glares and festering hatred.
51. What is your favourite sweet?
Bon-bons.
52. What is your favorite kind of music?
Erm, alternative if that counts.
53. What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
The Amazing Spider-Man.
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet?
No.
55. Have you ever been to the ocean?
Yes.
56. Do you have any body piercings?
No.
57. What is your favourite restaurant?
The Ruby (Cantonese).
58. What web browser do you use?
Mozilla Firefox.
59. What are you scared of?
Mental impairment.
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet?
ScrabTrapMan!
61. What schools do/did you go to?
Naunton Park Primary and Balcarras Secondary.
62. Do you have any pets?
Yes, a fluffy tabby cat called Ziggy.
63. Which is better, pie or cake?
Cake.
64. Are you a good french kisser?
I assume I'm average.
66. What is your favourite colour to wear?
Black.
67. What is your favourite animal?
Giant squid.
68. What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
Rum. YAARRR
69. What sports do you like?
Swimming and diving. I'm shit at both.
70. What is your favourite outfit?
Black and navy striped t-shirt, a smart black "shirt-jacket" (blazer?) and deep red skinny jeans.
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No, not any more.
72. What is your favourite card game?
Knockout Whist.
73. Do you ****ing swear?
Not in ****ing public.
74. Have you ever had surgery?
No.
75. What is your favourite beverage?
Sprite.
76. Do you want to get married?
Yes.
77. What was your most embarrassing moment?
Going up in front of my school with no speech prepared.
78. What is your zodiac sign?
Aries.
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world?
T.K. Maxx.
80. Have you ever smoked?
Second-hand smoke only.
81. What do you look for in a member of the opposite gender?
Passion and intellect.
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often?
"Far Away" by Wolfmother.
83. Are you getting bored of these questions now?
A little.
85. Do you write letters?
Only to people I care about.
86. Who do people say you look like?
Noel Fielding and Bradley Wiggins.
87. What is your favourite month of the year?
April.
88. Do you prefer to communicate face-to-face, by email or by phone?
Face-to-face. The others are more socially comfortable, but they sap at your humanity after a while.
89. How many words per minute can you type?
Enough.
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act?
Be more agreeable.
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks?
Smaller nose.
92. How long is your hair?
Shortish.
93. What is the worst feeling in the world?
Severe diarrhea combined with anal fissures.
94. Do you have allergies?
Some shower gels give me lumps.
95. What are some of your bad habits?
Picking my nose, correcting people, overthinking, being workshy.
96. What is one of your pet peeves?
Hyperbolic use of the word "Literally".
97. Do you have a website?
No.
98. What kind of car do you drive?
An imaginary one.
99. How do you entertain yourself when you have nothing to do?
Play out romantic fantasies in my head.
100. If you would add one question to this list, what would you add (and how would you answer it)?
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100a. What would you most like to see achieved in your lifetime?
Peace talks with whales.