[Wings of Fire]

1. What is your name? Joe
2. Have you ever been kissed? Yes
3. What is your favorite movie? Princess Mononoke or Back to the Future Part III
4. What is your ringtone? Default
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Yes
6. What is on your mousemat? Rug
7. What is your favourite colour pen to write with? Black
8. What shampoo do you use? John Frieda for natural light blondes
9. What is your favourite colour? Light blue
10. How many children do you want? Two
11. Do you collect anything? Yes
12. What is your favourite word? desu
13. What are your favourite kinds of clothes to wear? Comfortable ones
14. What is your idea of a perfect date? Another one before I'm thirty
15. What is your favourite book? One Hundred Years of Solitude/Lolita
16. Who is your favourite actor or actress? Jean Reno
17. What is the best feeling in the world? Cool underwear on a hot day
18. Do you take hot or cold showers? Hot
19. If you could meet anyone, who would it be? Hanazawa Kana
20. What is your favourite band or singer? Skyclad
21. What are you listening to right now? AKB48
22. Do you believe in God? No
23. When is your birthday? February 25th
24. How tall are you? 5'9
25. What is your favourite television show? Mai Hime/Mawaru Penguindrum
26. Have you ever had sex? Yes
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Glasgow
28. Do you have braces? No
29. Do you like roller coasters? No
30. What is your favourite season? Spring
31. What is your favourite time of day? 3am
32. What household chore do you most despise? Cleaning the bathroom floor
33. What is your favourite cartoon? Powerpuff Girls
34. What is on your bedroom walls? Wallpaper
35. What's your favourite ice cream flavor? Rum and raisin
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go? To an auctionhouse
37. What do you want to be when you're older? A clinical psychologist
38. What colour are your eyes? Blue
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone? The jobcenter
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be? No
41. Do you have any nicknames? No
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like? Attractive
43. Are you good in maths? Passable
44. Do you have freckles? No
45. Who are your best friends? Lesbians, transvestites and perverts
46. What is your favourite kind of flower? Sunflowers
47. What is your favourite shop? Forbidden Planet
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done? Had sex on a field trip
49. Is there anyone who you really hate? Yes
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot? No
51. What is your favourite sweet? (or candy for the yanks) Fruit pastilles
52. What is your favorite kind of music? Soundtracks
53. What was the last movie you saw in the cinema? Cabin in the Woods
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet? witty response
55. Have you ever been to the ocean? Yes
56. Do you have any body piercings? No
57. What is your favourite restaurant? Ichibans
58. What web browser do you use? Firefox
59. What is your favourite novel/magazine/book/etcetera? This was question fifteen
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet? Lesbians
61. What school do/did you go to? A poor one
62. Do you have any pets? Yes
63. Which is better, pie or cake? Cake
64. Are you a good french kisser? Yes
66. What is your favourite colour to wear? Blue
67. What is your favourite animal? Dogs and butterflies
68. What is your favourite alcholic drink? Vodka
69. What sports do you like? Armed martial arts
70. What is your favourite outfit? Sailor senshi outfits!
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Yes
72. What is your favourite card game? Liar
73. Do you ****ing swear? All the ****ing time
74. Have you ever had surgery? Yes
75. What is your favourite beverage? Lucozade
76. Do you want to get married? Yes
77. What is your most embarrassing moment? Letting a window cleaner see my room after a two month long binge
78. What is your zodiac sign? Pices
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world? Utah
80. Have you ever smoked? No
81. What do you look for in a member of the opposite gender? Willing
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often? Any song I like
83. Are you getting bored of these questions now? witty response
85. Do you write letters? No
86. Who do people say you look like? A young thingy
87. What is your favourite month of the year? May
88. Do you prefer to communicate face-to-face, by email or by phone? Face to face
89. How many words per minute can you type? A fair few I think
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act? No nervous tics please
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks? Less facial hair
92. How long is your hair? Shoulder length
93. What is the worst feeling in the world? Heartbreak and fatigue and starvation and confusion and depression and stress
94. Do you have allergies? No
95. What are some of your bad habits? I click my fingers and rub my eyebrows and frown too much and stare with a lazy eye
96. What is one of your pet peeves? People who use big words when little words will do
97. Do you have a website? I have a twitter
98. What kind of car do you drive? I don't
99. How do you entertain yourself when you have nothing to do? I masturbate
100. If you would add one question to this list, what would you add (and how would you answer it)? How often do you masturbate?