1. What is your name? Mat
2. Have you ever been kissed? Yes. So has my penis.
3. What is your favorite movie? The Royal Tenenbaums
4. What is your ringtone? A ring
5. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Yes.
6. What is on your mousemat? Some shitty drawings that a co-worker drew.
7. What is your favourite colour pen to write with? Blue.
8. What shampoo do you use? I don't know.
9. What is your favourite colour? Blue?
10. How many children do you want? As many as it takes to take care of me in my old age.
11. Do you collect anything? Yes.
12. What is your favourite word? Cocksucker.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
14. What is your idea of a perfect date? It ends in fucking.
15. What is your favourite book? Tehanu.
16. Who is your favourite actor or actress? I don't know.
17. What is the best feeling in the world? Fucking.
18. Do you take hot or cold showers? Hot.
19. If you could meet anyone, who would it be? Tim Schafer. But I did that already.
20. What is your favourite band or singer? Animal Collective right now.
21. What are you listening to right now? Bon Iver.
22. Do you believe in God? No.
23. When is your birthday? No.
24. How tall are you? 6 foot.
25. What is your favourite television show? The Wire.
26. Have you ever had sex? Yes.
27. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? San Francisco.
28. Do you have braces? No.
29. Do you like roller coasters? Yes. Sometimes.
30. What is your favourite season? Fall.
31. What is your favourite time of day? Evening.
32. What household chore do you most despise? Washing dishes.
33. What is your favourite cartoon? Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy.
34. What is on your bedroom walls? Paint
35. What's your favourite ice cream flavor? I don't know.
36. If you had a time machine, where would you go? The future, I suppose.
37. What do you want to be when you're older? Older.
38. What colour are your eyes? Blue.
39. Who is the person you talk to the most on the the phone? Customers.
40. If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be? Auburn
41. Do you have any nicknames? No
42. What does your dream guy/girl look like? Human
43. Are you good in maths? No
44. Do you have freckles? No
45. Who are your best friends? I don't know.
46. What is your favourite kind of flower? Orchid?
47. What is your favourite shop? Toy stores?
48. What is the most daring thing you've ever done? Get nasty with a cop.
49. Is there anyone who you really hate? No.
50. Do you and your parents fight a lot? They're dead.
51. What is your favourite sweet? (or candy for the yanks) Twix
52. What is your favorite kind of music? The audible kind
53. What was the last movie you saw in the cinema? The Dark Knight Rises
54. Are you getting sick of these questions yet? Fucking yes
55. Have you ever been to the ocean? Yes
56. Do you have any body piercings? No
57. What is your favourite restaurant? Old House
58. What web browser do you use? Chrome
59. What are you scared of? Slender Man
60. Who do you like talking to the most on the internet? No one
61. What school do/did you go to? Clintondale
62. Do you have any pets? Yes
63. Which is better, pie or cake? Cake
64. Are you a good french kisser? Yes
66. What is your favourite colour to wear? Blue
67. What is your favourite animal? Cats
68. What is your favourite alcholic drink? Rum and Coke
69. What sports do you like? Baseball
70. What is your favourite outfit? Jeans/t-shirt/flannel
71. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No
72. What is your favourite card game? No
73. Do you ****ing swear? Yes. A lot.
74. Have you ever had surgery? Yes
75. What is your favourite beverage? Spiced frozen Chai
76. Do you want to get married? Yes
77. What is your most embarrassing moment? Yeah. I don't think so.
78. What is your zodiac sign? Aries
79. Where do you think is the most boring place in the world? Oddworld Forums
80. Have you ever smoked? Yes
81. What do you look for in a member of the opposite gender? A vagina
82. What song do you wish the radio would play more often? I don't know
83. Are you getting bored of these questions now? Yes
85. Do you write letters? No
86. Who do people say you look like? I don't know
87. What is your favourite month of the year? October
88. Do you prefer to communicate face-to-face, by email or by phone? phone
89. How many words per minute can you type? I don't know
90. What is one thing you would change about the way you act? right
91. What is one thing you would change about your looks? yup
92. How long is your hair? shortish
93. What is the worst feeling in the world? answering these questions
94. Do you have allergies? yes
95. What are some of your bad habits? killing hookers
96. What is one of your pet peeves? these questions
97. Do you have a website? no
98. What kind of car do you drive? ford
99. How do you entertain yourself when you have nothing to do? masturbate
[B]100. If you would add one question to this list, what would you add (and how would you answer it)? Should Splat be allowed to live for this? No.
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