[paramiteabe]

Ok my fellow Oddworld fans here is a list of stuff you would do if you were a true Oddworld fan. Fill free to add to the list. make it funny! enjoy.

If you were a true Oddworld fan you would:

1. At Holloween paint your self blue and where a loin cloth.
2. buy a whole dresser full of loin cloths.
3. If you can't buy any loin cloths make your own.
4. Get a job at a meat processing plant and become employee of the year.
5. The job at the meat processing plant will be floor waxing.
6. Go out to a pond and find a gabbit.
7. cut a leg off a frog and say I found a gabbit.
8. You think hoastes cakes products are paramite pies and scrab cakes.
9. start talking like Abe.
10. Start whistling like Abe.
11. eat beans and fart.
12. Tie your hands around your back and where a suit to pretend you are a glukken.
13. You think an army barrecks is the Slig Barrecks
14. You think all doctors are Vykkers
15. Get a horse and name him Elum.
16. You think train stations are the Feeco Depot.
17. tape your three fingers togeather and hold them up to the moon.
18. hop around like a gabbit and put a small cup on your head and say my name is Munch.
19. Go swimming a lot.
20. make a bunch of dust balls and say: get em.
and lastly
21. Change your name to Sam and carry a bunch of eggs with you at all times.