[Whistling kettle]

Yup! Nice and short.

EDIT:
Posted by Cool paramite:

There's a fuzzle on my head
And the fuzzle is mad

And I asked him what?!
Have your brother been shot?

Was he shot by a slig
Or are you just sick?

Or have you cornered a paramite?
You know that's not bright

But the fuzzle on my head
Said nothing and is still mad!

and
Posted by Sligface 202

my name is sligface.
im tryin to stop the mudokon race.
u got a problem wit dat.
then go F*** a rat!

im hea chillin in da cab.
waitin' to go to Vykerrs lab.
im gonna test a fuzzle.
i think im gonna be puzzled.

i got to hyper.
so,i shot a vykerr.
i left vykerrs lab.
it was the only choice i had.

i got real hungry.
so,i went to a shack.
i looked at the left.
i saw some sligs smokin' on crack.

i looked at the right.
i saw a paramite.
as usual i shot it.
but,i missed it.

i got chased.
both of us raced.
i shot it again.
and it felt the pain!

it finally died.
it was paramite pied.
it was delicious.
it was nutricious!

i went to the slig barracks.
i saw the sligs smokin' on crack.
they saw me.
so,i said he he he.

i said hi.
they said bleh!
i said want some paramite pie?
they said bleh!

i got pissed.
so,i hissed.
i called my big bro slig.
but,he was to busy at Rupture Farms cuttin' a pig.

i went to bed.
thinkin' about the paramite that was dead.
i closed my eyes.
i woke up to the sound of get your free paramite pies!

they were my pies.
gettin' sold by crawling sligs.
i stepped on it.
but,when i looked up i saw molluck.

i said oopps.
he said that i was fired.
he went to poop.
but,i shot him.

he did die.
i actually saved the mudokon race.
i know the mudokons won't forget,
the name sligface!

and also
Posted by gabbit

I saw a slig with a wig.
And he had a pig.

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