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My dad had/has some pretty batshit insane things to say about Zionism, Jews in general, Greeks, Mel Gibson and to a certain degree Italians. He would basically go on old hippie tangents about how Zionistic Lizard Men are going to rape our graves and that they were getting me addicted to video games through the pixels, the brighter of which he deemed 'masturbatory.' If I didn't at least grunt a non-Mediterranean sounding syllable in response he'd call up a friend and repeat everything he'd just screamed into a wall at length, once his stream of consciousness had a bit of time to ferment. He also defended Mel Gibson's right to call women 'sugar tits' at Christmas dinner one year, and just would not drop it.

So I tuned him out by becoming interested in remarkably terrible music and eating candy. This evolved into listening to slightly better music and smoking cigarettes. Someone needs to draw all of this, by the way.