[Dequibenzo]

Okay, I'm not going to say exactly how I did it (because then you would all just copy me and I wouldn't be special anymore *sob*), but Oddworld Inhabitants sent me a cache of goodies in the mail the other day, cool things like posters and a shirt and a hat and stuff, some of it signed. This, of course, is pretty dang amazing, but I don't mean to brag. No, instead, I come before you all a broken man, a man with no will to go on, lest you can help him. Amongst the cooly-cool stuff they sent, those generous folks at OWI included six little tubes of something called Sour Watermellon Gabbit Juice. It's syrupy, and green, and comes in little test-tubes for packaging. All innocent seeming enough, until you disover that it is INCREDIBLY ADDICTIVE!!! I tried a little bit of this concoction, and now I'm hooked. I'm a juice junkie. I must have more, but I told myself I would only drink one of the things, save the rest for collector's items. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN ATTAIN MORE GABBIT JUICE!? I NEED IT! I NEED IT BAD!
Whoa, see, it's getting bad already.