[OANST]

I WATCHED MY LITTLE PONIES! Oh, my god. I had no idea what I was missing. It really was magical! It was this beautiful little piece of sincere love in an ocean of cynicism, and regret. Pinkie Pie is so cute, I could just hug the fuck out of her until she spills blood, and vomit all over me, and Nepsotic, and then we would jerk off over her dead corpse, and when our penises touch we would both laugh, and then blush, and then I would ass rape him for over an hour while invoking the name of Satan, and eating the hairy pony vagina that I had moments ago cut from Pinkie Pie's still warm body. I didn't really watch it.