(Homer is holding onto a sky writers plane and kicks the tank with the gas in it or something)
Piolet: You crazy idiot, you'll kill us all!
Homer: Corection, i'll us both!
(homer is buying a computer)
Homer: now is this the best computer and always will be?
salesman: why certainly.
(Apu is sad about being an immegrant)
Homer: Man Apu, you love this country more than i love a cold beer on a hot christmas morning.
(Homer just drank all the beer so Barney will stay sober and Homer is drunk
Barney: What a friend, you took 6 silver bullets for me.
Homer: You take that back.
(Homer looks at his website)
Homer: Oh man, my ticker is actually going down.
Last edited by angry slig; 03-14-2002 at 10:03 AM..
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