J_Dude, that's fucking amazing. I love this thread.
Now let's see the things I've done in the past... I have a lot of memories of when I was twelve, being a little shit, running around everywhere and causing chaos; just usual shit like swearing at teachers and yelling in class. I think it had a lot to do with being bullied a lot back then since I've never done any of that junk previously. I was in detention almost every week.
From 13 years onwards, I’ve been quiet and kept to myself. I have however been in a few fights mainly in terms of self-defence but nothing too major.
Just recently I went to a mate’s house with a few others for his birthday and drunk for the first time. I don’t remember too much of the night but I awoke the next day on the floor and my small school laptop on my face. I saw on the screen a bunch of messy code I vaguely remember writing the night before.
One was a VBS Script which opened MSPaint.exe under an infinity loop, which when executed, would no doubt fry the CPU. The second was a disturbing game I made based around Club Penguin, which was one of my tabs opened in Firefox.
I even published it on Yoyogames.
That’s basically it I guess. Never had sex, never smoked (and never plan to) and have never drunk regularly.