Back in school, when I was around 12, I used to sell sweets and the like for a bit of extra cash. It was great, I got a 100% return on everything I sold. Then I thought to myself, 'How can I make a little extra?' *ping* the devil inside me told me I should steal a load of 10p bars and sell them for 20p. Of course, stupid me didn't even stop to consider the security cameras all pointing at me. The next day I went back and was quickly shooed out by an elderly lady hobbling towards me as quick as she could, bless. That was probably the worse thing that I ever did as a kid.
Oh, and our favorite thing to do in school was to climb the school. It was so easy, although you couldn't get to the top of the main building you could get to the top of the art department, gym and canteen. My mate took a massive dump on the roof, just to say, 'Fuck you.' We got caught up there and I, knowing full well that we could get in trouble, had to think quickly for an excuse. "I lost my phone and we were just looking for it." all in all a fantastic excuse. The guy that caught us didn't belive me, of course, but nothing ever came of it.
There's more silly things but these were the ones that stick out the most in my head so I'll refrain from posting more boring shit.
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