They had a bunch of different brands that I wasn't familiar with, but I only had Scrimshaw because that's what Brad Muir was drinking, and I like totally wanted to be his best friend.
Muir was fucking hilarious. We exchanged business cards, and as soon as he got mine he tried prank calling my work. When no one answered he lost the nerve to leave a nasty message about me.
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My bowels hurt.
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