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05-14-2012, 05:08 PM
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I can't tell if you're sarcastic or not 'cause I haven't seen any of the Hellraiser movies. I have heard that their quality really jumps up and down through the series (as in some are good and some are really bad).
I will take the liberty of quantifying the quality for you. All joking aside.

Hellraiser 1 - Best
Hellraiser 2 (Hellbound) - Pretty damn good, arguably the only good sequel
Hellraiser 3 (Hell On Earth) - Awful. OANST is yankin' yer crank. Sorry, OANST.
Hellraiser 4 (Bloodline) - Awful with the exception of the scenes that take place in the 1700's.
Hellraiser 5 (Inferno) - Probably the least terrible of the sequels, but still not as good as 2
Hellraiser 6-8 - Awful
Hellraiser 9 (Revelations) - Exceptionally awful. We're talking "The Room" level awfulness. Partly attributed to the lack of Doug Bradley.

There's talk of a remake too, which pretty much every one is staunchly opposed to. You just know it's probably going to happen anyway.
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