Three elderly men are sitting on a park bench.
The first man says "I'm 60 years old. I get up every morning dying for a piss, but I can't go for hours."
The second man says "You think that's bad? Wait until you reach 70. I get up every morning needing a crap but it takes all damn day."
The third man says "Wait until you reach 80. I urinate every morning at 8:30 and have a crap every morning at 9:30."
"Well then, what's the problem?" Asks the first man.
"I get up at 10:30."
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