After having sex with a rough *enter infamously known estate from where you live* girl, there's nothing worse than looking down and seeing a split and leaking condom hanging off the end of your cock... especially when you weren't wearing one to begin with.
I would have used Ballysally Estate but no-one would have got it properly.
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