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04-23-2012, 07:17 AM
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I think we should just get back to jokes.

Here's one to get the ball rolling again.

A string walks into a bar. The tender goes 'Jackass, we don't serve strings here.'

The string leaves the bar and twists and pulls and deforms himself, ruffles his hair a bit and struts back in, incognito.

The tender goes 'Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out?'

The string answers, 'Frayed knot.'
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