A Hindu, a Muslim and a Polish immigrant walk into a bar in Gloucestershire. The Hindu and Polish guy go to get a drink. The barman smiles and serves them without comment.
So the Hindu leans over and whispers in the barman's ear: "Hey, this is supposed to be joke. Don't you make jokes about minorities here?" The barman steps back, offended.
"Of course not! We're a progressive, liberal county!
"Oh, right."
"But if you really want a minority joke, okay." He beckons them closer and smirks.
"Right; An Englishman, an Englishman and an Englishman walk into a bar..."
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And I made up a NERDY BIOLOGY JOKE:
I met up with Matthew Meselson the other day. He was pretty cool, but we had to wait a while because Stahl didn't turn up until later.
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