Please, elaborate.
I ate 16 fucking poptarts in a day earlier in the week to see what would happen. You know what happened? I had to fart a bunch at work and then I barfed. Don't eat 16 poptarts, for fucks sakes.
Also, I had a .40 of Malt Liquor while I hung around on my porch. But that's another story fo' a anudda day.