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Originally posted by Fazerina
Homer: "God bless those Pagans"
Bart: "Ma'am, I have been badly mis-informed about Witches"
Homer - "I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidently proved there is no God"
Flanders - "Well, that can't be right" *looks it over* "Maybe you made a mistake? Nope. Well, can't let this get out." *set fire to paper* *Meanwhile Homer is putting pieces of paper on car windshields*
Flanders: We need an excuse to tell our wives!
Homer: OK. 100 flying saucers...
Flanders: No, they'll never believe that!
Homer: All right. 50 flying saucers...
"Marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park; Lisa, the pet cemetery; Bart - spooky roller disco; and I'll go skinny dipping in the lake where the three sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago tonight!"
Grandpa Simpson: (On being asked if Homer was Communist)
"My son is not a communist. He may be a liar, a cheat, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
"He says the tide has turned".
"That means the rebels will soon reach the capital!"
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I haven't seen those yet..
BBC2's showing The Simpsons every weekday at the moment (I presume they'll be doing this until their licence runs out) but they're only showing old ones...I hope C4 makes better decisions than BBC2 did...