I like darts, because it's fucking funny. I've said before, the contrast between the dramatic hype and melodramatic names and the actual chubby and hairy appearance of the players makes me piss myself.
I like horse racing most for the mistakes involved. I saw the Grand National yesterday, and not only did one jockey fall off his horse (which bounded on before they caught it) before it even started, but there were two false starts. It was hilarious.
I used to like fell running, but I haven't done it for a long time. I sometimes still go hiking, though.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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