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Because it's insipid softcore erotica written by an overweight, sexually frustrated Mormon for prepubescent, midwestern girls whose concept of "love" has yet to evolve beyond hormone-based infatuation. Not to mention that even if you ignore the massive conceptual flaws and terrible characters, it's also just fucking boring.
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Best. Review. Ever. Also isn't Edward like 100 years old? that's just creepy.