[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

I think it's quite funny when people defend their favourite consoles so valiantly. Would it do the same for you?

That's why I have no qualms about standing up for the PlayStation 2 so much... I am one of the few people to have a sentient PS2; after my brother died it fused itself to his brain.
Taking Scott's advice, I also added a bazooka and some internet capabilities to it. I am actually surfing the web using my PS2 and a USB keyboard as I type! The only problem is that it sometimes doesnt let me use any punctuation And it eats all my cheese.

For the record, I don't actually hate the XBox. I do want one; I'm only taking the piss out of it because I haven't got one yet.