The cheese of Brooklyn!
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics (65%)
Stop caring!
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (85%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Creepy, eh?
|