The gayly named Poppy is my household dog. Her favorite activities include climbing on the furniture, pissing in the kitchen, barking at the neighbors and beating me up. Love the shit out of her though.
Suave bitch.
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"