HOLY MOLY!!! I have heaps:
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics (80%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
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