Last night resulted in not one, but two attempts at building a house scuppered by a number of people.
As a result I'm going to ruin something that you love.
Abe HD Changelist:
- Abe HD is now a dating sim
- Glukkens now have 4 arms and heads shaped like sunflowers
- Abe has been replaced with a pluky sentient toaster
- the whole game takes places in a small boy's cupboard
- the boy is called Ian
- The entire game will consist of quicktime events
- Missing a single event will kill you
- you only get one life EVER
- If you lost your one life you have to purchase another with real world money
- I hate you all
- why is there a glass cross in here?
- so many melons
- Chanting has now been replaced with dancing
- the dancing is lame