[Sekto Springs]

I don't see the appeal of Neil Patrick Harris. Everyone I've talked to has a huge boner for him, and I can't wrap my brain around it.

Like, to not give a fuck about him is one thing, but so many people have spoken of him like God descended from the heavens, squatted down, and pinched NPH out of his holy anus right in front of them. I certainly don't care about Doogie Howser, and what I've seen of How I Met Your Mother was nothing to write home about.

The fact that he was in that contemptible Smurfs movie doesn't help his case either. The critical consensus of that film could be summarized thusly; "Sucked... except for NPH". That's like saying Alec Baldwin saved "The Cat in the Hat".