[Sal the Mudokon]

WOW! Thanks guys for your replies and thanks Mitsur for smashing us headlong into the wonderful world of page two-ers. Yeah, we can rub elbows with the best fan fic writers around now, baby! I wonder if we get a membership card for admittance to the 2-pagers club or if we just get a key to the VIP (very immature people) room. All of that behind us, lets continue with the next chapta!

Chapter eleventeen and three-halves,
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553000000000.2," said a familiar voice, tripping over every word, "We theem to have found ourthelveth in quite a mesth. Three dayth ago, me and my medical offither, Hanths, found ourselvth in a horrific jungle with no where to go. Yethderday, we sought shelter in a dark cave. It theemth like it wasth once uthed for mining of thome thort. While Hanth and I search for intelligent life, we can't help but feel like we are being watched..."
"Are you STILL talking to that bone?!" screamed Hans, "For the love of all things hated, QUIT IT!"
"Its not a bone! Itsth a thpace megalopean googal tranthmodificatinator!"
"I don't care what it is! Just shut up 'cuz your driving me NUTS!"
"NUTZ? NUTZ?! Have you ever had Danish with nuts?! DAMN THOTH ARE GOOD!" screamed Sven, "But I'll never see my beloved Danish ever again, will I? WILL I!?" Sven broke out in tears and fell into Hans's lap. He wept on Han's medical belt, then sneezed all over it.
"HEY! Why I oughta!" shouted Hans, rasing his hand to hit Sven for spreading his mucous.
But before he could, Sven turned his head around, puppy-dog eyes directed at Han's sweet-spot and said, "I justh wanted to be loved!"
"Oh, don't worry my chum! We will find your danish in due time! I know that nothing could take your mind off that lovely little piece of heaven and I'm willing to do what I can to reunite-" Before he could finish, Sven was up and in perfect shape, his eyes following something on the ground. "Hey! I was gettin emotional ya lil batsitch!"
"Ya know, I didn't think that there was thomeone who could leave a trail of mucouth quite like me!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Look!" Along the ground led a long thin trail of mucous that continued into the darkness of the cave. Sven began to follow it, emphatuated with it and even wondering if there was someone at the end that, with such mighty snought-manipulation, that they could tell him where Danish lay.
Finally, after hours of search, they found it.
"What the hell is that?" asked Hans.
"It'th beautiful!" shouted Sven. There, on the rocky floor of the cave lay a small creature of about 4 inches that you may have heard of: a slurg. "Look at it Hanth! Thitting there, eating offoul like that! What-A-Life!"
"Your really easily impressed, you know that?"
"Shut up 'Thilly-Billy'! I'm gonna catch me one!"
"Do what you want, but I'm not coming with ya," said Hans as he turned around and began to walk back to the entrance of the cave. He didn't make it ten steps before he heard a loud popping noise, followed by a the sound of something hitting the ground. He turned to find Sven running at him, full speed. The look of terror on Sven's face could only be described as "bealiskabible". That's right. We had to make up a word to describe it. It was THAT bad.
Hans followed suit, not knowing what he was running from. He soon found out... "MY ASS!!!! AH ****!!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" he screamed as he ran from the fleeches as they whipped their tales across his ass.
"FASTHER!" screamed Sven, who's ass was untouched.
The motivating factor of the intense feeling of 3rd degree burns on his cheeks made Hans run like he had never ran before... straight into an abducted train. Scratch that, SVEN ran into the train. Hans just hit the wall of it really, really hard. "PUSH A BUTTON!" screamed Hans, now locked out of the train. The train started moving, narrowly escaping the fleeches. "Wait a second! LET ME IN!" begged Hans as he beat on the door. The train began to pick up speed as it burst through the sign that said "To: Rupture Farms". It went out of the cave and into the open desert. Hans looked down as he moved faster and faster as he got higher and higher. Hans took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and held on. He had obviously done this before.

well, soon to come, the Rupture Farms Mini-Series... then it will be near the end and time for the (dum, Dum, DUM!) "Final Chapta"!
your turn.