It seems like others recognised more than me..
Oh well...
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
(I wonder if this is because I knew all the Pink Floyd stuff...)
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Hippyism (90%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.